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Kitten Adoption Day

July 1, 2028

I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man? Homer no function beer well without.

Details

Date:
July 1, 2028
Event Category:

Venue

Winchester Mystery House
525 S Winchester Blvd
San Jose, CA 95128 United States
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Website:
http://www.winchestermysteryhouse.com/

Organizer

Barney Stinson
Phone:
555-555-5555
Email:
barney@legendary.com
Website:
www.google.com